Waiting, it’ll come
Praying, it’s got to be next…
Tetris God hates me.
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Waiting, it’ll come
Praying, it’s got to be next…
Tetris God hates me.
Cars crushed underneath
Tires taller than my house
This is USA
Whoever assigned
jumping to star power tilt
was having a laugh.
Let’s get physical
The menu confuses me
I’m too fat for this
Back to Pandora
Raised level cap and new stuff!
My bird keeps glitching
Your goal; shoot zombies
addictive simplicity
Shmup like survival
One button control
endearing hint procurement
incomparable.
Ukraine is quite brown
Radiation sickness sucks
I hate mutant dogs
Escape to the right
Eyes and heart can’t take much more
Death speeds towards me
Rapture feels like home
Good backstory still lives there
I AM A MONSTER
My ears are ringing.
Grave Digger? Spectacular.
So American
A sense of humour
though awkward, hand cramped control.
Do Valve even mind?
Republican frowns
Sensible or radical?
It’s all politics
A collect-a-thon,
but collecting replaced with
blowing up Nazis.
Childhood loss, bathos:
an exercise in scrolling
spot the difference.
Charmingly simple
I’m sure it’ll drive me mad
Style makes the game
Looks and plays like Doom
Inconvenient save points
Hurts all my senses
It’s not about stuff
It’s about eating too much
Merry Christmas all
Back to Silent Hill.
Actually, my first time.
Shut up, Wii Remote!
Small. Overpriced food.
I’ll be back, America.
Free wi-fi and rain
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