Hello. My name is Analoge. I am using a pseudonym.

New York Tests Videogame Console Emergency Broadcast System
@wardrox I don't think I'M even cynical enough to come up with Empire 2.0.

Hey Stereotype Demographic, Stop Being Rubbish
You don't have to be a special snowflake to everyone you meet. Most people don't care that you have a pacman sweater. Besides, doing a little conforming may hurt your non-conformist ego, but you'll be a more well-rounded person for it. You can't talk to EVERYONE about video games and Pocky.

Hey Stereotype Demographic, Stop Being Rubbish
You just can't tell outspoken geeks anything.

Negative Gamer Birthday Cake
Well played, Phil. Happy birthday, Weirdrox.

Wardrox’s Vlog 15th November; Check Out Ma Coffee
I'm nursing a hangover today. Excited yet? No? Well, I didn't want to get you too riled up, but I may also get... a sandwich!

Lengthy Bouts of Torture Leaving You Tired? Why Not Grab a Refreshing Red Bull?
@Glassninja I just think there's an overly large amount of ads being seen everywhere these days, and while most are fairly unobtrusive (for example, the delightful ads seen on the incredible NegativeGamer.com), There comes a point where they just become laughable. [This message brought to you by Miracle Whip. Miracle Whip: Don't be so mayo!]

Nintendo's Wave of Novelty Peripherals
Thrustmaster might be the most unfortunate name for a company I've ever heard. It amazes me how much third party junk gets peddled for Nintendo products, most especially handhelds. These crappy peripherals hail all the way back to the first Gameboy and its' giant magnifying glasses. Obviously, someone must be buying them.

Kotaku to be Renamed "The 'Tak"
Saddest part of the story: visiting Kotaku for confirmation.

Thompson Defeats Terrorists. Pixelantes Run Scared
You have to admire a man with that much determination to stay in the public spotlight.

Negative Gamer Review: Tales of Monkey Island: Lair of the Leviathan
Sorry Gandy, I had to skim a bit to avoid spoilers (minor though they may have been). I do have one point of contention. I thought the Marquis De Sade was pretty memorable. He was yet another steriotype, but I thought his dialogue was some of the best in the series. Don't really know what point I'm trying to make. This is what happens when you're bored at the doctors office. Thanks for the review, you sexy thing you.

Bioware Co-Founder Said JRPG’s Lack Evolution
December 20th, 2009
There's this funny trend going around where RPG fans use the word “linear” as if it were a bad thing. It's certainly a matter of taste but some of the ...
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Former British Major Talks About Recruitment-Focused Videogames
December 2nd, 2009
In an attempt to gain more information about Codemasters' new game, Operation Flashpoint: Dragon Rising, and whether or not it lived up to Codemasters' claims of being a truly realistic ...
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New York Tests Videogame Console Emergency Broadcast System
November 24th, 2009
Hooked on Modern Warfare 2 and haven't left your house in a while? You could just go on playing videogames, but how will you know if the world outside has ...
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British Holy Men Say They Don’t Want “No Russian”.
November 18th, 2009
A Christian, a Muslim and a Jew walk into a TV station. It's not a joke, but what they said about Modern Warfare 2's "No Russian" level sounds like one. ...
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Lengthy Bouts of Torture Leaving You Tired? Why Not Grab a Refreshing Red Bull?
November 12th, 2009
At Ubisoft's presentation with Microsoft Advertising's Gaming Upfront (you can just taste the evil oozing off of that name) they revealed that they intend to pepper their new game Splinter ...
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