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Top 10 “Nude” Searches Arriving at Negative Gamer
wardrox

John "wardrox"
Misc Sunday, November 8th 2009

I have special dreams about thisThis list has been compiled out of my own curiosity and the curiosity of others who have asked for it.

If I was a proper videogame journalist I would make each of these its own page (or maybe even entire post), have several un-sourced fan-fic jpgs of arses to go with every entry and post it all to N4G. Alas, I am not. So here is a no frills list of the most common things people are looking for nude, which search engines think we can provide:

  1. Zoe, L4D
  2. The Sims
  3. The girl in the Evony advert
  4. Gamers
  5. Tifa Lockheart
  6. Bloodrayne cosplay
  7. Francis, L4D
  8. Torchlight
  9. GTA 4 strippers
  10. Kingdom Hearts (no character specified)

Tags: Girls, l4d, Left 4 Dead, mod, tits, Top 10, Torchlight

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Comments

  1. AzNheadbanger Says:

     

    Francis??? I can understand the rest of the list but Francis just seems so random.


  2. JTHomeslice Says:

     

    I know I was searching for Francis.


  3. Francis Says:

     

    I hate nudists.


  4. Corican Says:

     

    I’m surprised my numerous ‘Gandysampras nude’ searches didn’t make the list.


  5. Halfleft Says:

     

    @Corican: Google analytics caught and stopped the torrent of them and assumed it was a DDOS due to the massive number of queries.


  6. Nintendoll Says:

     

    High-fucking five for a dude making it on the list XD

    Or…shit, maybe they were searching for NJ :0


  7. Andy Says:

     

    @Halfleft They were all just you simultaneously searching from 1000s of computers worldwide. You should just come out and tell me how you feel. It’s already pretty damn obvious.


  8. James_El Says:

     

    All you need to do now is change the name to;

    “negativebutstillahornygamer.com”


  9. Ozmiander Says:

     

    gandy nude halfleft nude negativegamer nude wardrox nude dinosaur nude nude nude

    There, i just doubled your list.


  10. Wex Says:

     

    Torchlight? Really?
    The rest are completely understandable.


  11. Hawkeyed One Says:

     

    Oh, wait… that search for kingdom hearts led me to negative gamer?