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Evony Girls, As Seen in Porn
wardrox

John "wardrox"
News Sunday, November 8th 2009

Class; Evony has it.Just how low is the allegedly linked to Chinese gold farmers and suer of critics web game Evony? Well, they’re using models on their current sign up page also used on the front cover of a low-budget porn DVD  from a couple of years ago – so that gives you some idea.

Left is a screen grab of the current Evony sign up page. Here is the iStock photo (where most of Evony’s t&a comes from these days) and here is the Amazon listing for Girls playing with Girls 102. (If you’re wondering, I used Tineye to search for the images, just in case you were confusing my finding of these images with some disturbingly in-depth knowledge of 2007 low-budget porn.)

As the image comes originally from iStock and not the film, the “two hot blonds in the tropics” are actually not in the video. The girls that are however were described in an Amazon review as looking “like they are on a 3 year meth binge”.


Tags: Evony, Girls

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  1. player66 Says:

     

    You say “3 year meth binge” like it’s a bad thing. I don’t understand.


  2. Corican Says:

     

    The best part of the review is “I think I got a vanerial disease just watching this. “


  3. Ozmiander Says:

     

    Wait, so it’s better that you were crawling through stock images of chicks standing suggestively in bikinis?..


  4. wardrox Says:

     

    @Ozmiander: I did no such thing. Tineye is an image search engine. Find other Evony “girls” and pop their pic in to see just how many of them are from iStock.


  5. Ozmiander Says:

     

    @wardrox:

    Very cool, but it says your face isn’t on the webnets.


  6. wardrox Says:

     

    @Ozmiander: Of course, nothing is as sexy as me. Or more realistically, that image is small and they only search a very small number of images on the web.


  7. JamesGNSU Says:

     

    Wow. Thanks for this. This is pretty goddamn hilarious because I wrote a satirical article on evony (http://www.goodnewsshutup.com/?p=21) joking that they’d put full on porn in banner ads. I can’t believe it.


  8. xino Says:

     

    thanks but no thanks.

    I’ll go and watch some sweet ass nice Japan porn now instead of Evony porn girls:/


  9. inventus Says:

     

    HUHHHHHHH!!!!
    thats porn!, and theres no R18+ age rating on this site ;)


  10. FATS32 Says:

     

    Theres not nearly enough dedicated investigative porn journalism, so for this sir I salute you.


  11. NoZart Says:

     

    thansk for tineye. great tool. also, thanks for reporting on those guys. great tools.


  12. John Johnson Says:

     

    LIAR!


  13. Dean Says:

     

    Infact the company didnt release it with the pictures of naked women, but has been hacked and is being abused but putting pornographic pictures. But hey it getting them hits.


  14. Nintendoll Says:

     

    @Dean: OMG THE COMPANY HAS BEEN HACKED?!


  15. P Marsh Says:

     

    Oh Evony, will your unscrupulous actions every know boundries? 6 to 10 odds on NO.


  16. joepenn18 Says:

     

    While I was signing into my level 48 Evony account I was wondering where I’d seen those fine ladies before…I knew they looked familiar.


  17. Randomgeek Says:

     

    Nice find Negative Gamer!

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: It’s only amatter of time before they start offering free blow jobs to new players. Evony is just a pile. People should stsrt boycotting their ads.


  18. MrGrinch Says:

     

    @Randomgeek

    free BJ’s??? sign me up!


  19. Samos Says:

     

    Thanks for that link now amazon will be recommending low budget porn on my front page everytime I log in. greeaaaat


  20. Greencross Says:

     

    I still won’t play this game in spite of the hot chicks they use for their ads.


  21. Jake Dillon Says:

     

    In case anyone cares about the truth, the advertisement pictured was not created or used by Evony. Someone else made an advertisement to make a porn connection.

    I don’t really approve of Evony’s ads and some are pretty bad. I think we should attack Evony with facts. If we use made-up stuff like this, it will cast doubt on legitimate concerns.


  22. wardrox Says:

     

    @Jake Dillon: The “advertisement pictured” was a screen cap made by us of one of the Evony sign-up pages at the time this article was written. Sorry to say, but it’s 100% real.


  23. wardrox Says:

     

    @Jake Dillon: if you’re wondering, here’s the URL for it: http://www.evony.com/evonyrb4.html?ad4game


  24. Justin Says:

     

    I signed up and itsborring. tho u can chat all dirty n post naked pix. Im chatin wit sum hot brunette rite now. I FEEL LIKE A KING!